Monday, December 20, 2010

Stuffed Animal Autopsy

Manner of death: Ursicide

Cause of death:  cotton batting evisceration via dorsal wound

Circumstances of death:  Victim attacked at his place of employment, where he worked nap-time security.  Accused is victim's boss, a preschooler, who did not want to nap on day of incident.


Rebecca Davenport said...

Is this THE LAMMIE? What is he going to do now?

Grandma DD said...

Oh my!! I had to hit the dictionary for this one. Ha ha ha!! Poor little lamb!!

Coach said...

Temper, Temper. Where did he get that from? Poor little lamb.