A: Owen's interpretation of a soldier
He got dressed all by himself, and he so earnestly believes he's outfitted himself like a proper soldier that it almost makes me feel bad for sharing this on the blog. In fact, if he hadn't been such a total toot all afternoon, my conscience might have won out.
So, Owen, if you're in your 7th grade English class right now reading a printout of this entry that's been passed around the room, just know that you kinda had it coming. Love, Mom.
Practicing what he calls his soldier stomp.