Well folks, tomorrow is the big day. I had to put it on the calendar just to get myself to quit procrastinating about it. I will be using the exact same book that imparted wisdom to my own mother. May it bring me luck. I'm reading it for a second time today, and I plan to follow its instructions to the letter, just like the grade grabbing nerd I've always been.
During my study sessions, I found this little gem on page 110:
Yep, it actually says, "Happiness is dry pants." I think it could be the next poster phenomenon.
And while I'm torturing you with this subject, I would like to share that I found myself in the pharmacy section yesterday buying MiraLAX
for a cat.
Specifically this one: