Who thought it would be a stellar idea to take a three-and-a-half-year-old to his first movie dead smack in the middle of his usual nap time?
Who fed him chocolate covered peanuts and peach rings all during the first half of the movie?
Who had to help free him when he his legs "slipped" through the crack in his theater seat, which then folded up on his torso and trapped him in a standing position?
Who has now seen only the first 103 of the 113 minutes of Cars 2?
Who got exactly what she deserved?
Oh yeah... me.